So tired of ugly people complaining that they’re single. Just pick another ugly person it’s not that hard 😜

Ah, the age-old dilemma of the "aesthetically challenged" singles out there. It's like a real-life version of the classic rom-com trope - two people who look like they got hit by the ugly stick, but somehow manage to find each other and live happily ever after. 

I can just imagine the dating app profiles now: "Seeking fellow bridge troll for lifetime of companionship and mutual self-loathing. Bonus points if you also happen to resemble a melted wax figure."

And let's not forget the sage advice - "Just pick another ugly person, it's not that hard." As if finding love is as simple as walking into the "Ugly Singles" section of your local Walmart. 

"Excuse me, do you have any 2-for-1 deals on moderately hideous people today? I'm on a bit of a budget, you see."